Paul Schaffer - Before - After Minoxidil - Full Weave
Those Pesky Polka Sluts of the Good Old Days
Subliminal Marketing Techniques Appear on New Polka Albums, Chicago Birth Rate Jumps 170%
CIA Begins LSD Experiments on Unknowing Polka Bands. Chicago St Vitus Dance Cases Skyrocket !
Utilizing Tried and True Negotiation Tactics on Ukranian Used Auto Dealer in Suburban Milwaukee
CIA Continues LSD Experiments on Unknowing Polka Bands with Mixed Results.
CIA Conducts Prozac Experiments on Unknowing Polka Dancers ... Results Deemed "Encouraging"
Stas Gave Up His Wrestling Career as "The Gorgeous Swede" to concentrate on the Accordian.
CIA Conducts Covert Viagra Experiments on Unknowing Des Moines Hotel Lounge Singer
CIA Infuses Eddie Mack's After Shave with Pheromones but Eddie Thinks It's His Hair
And the Requests Just Keep Pouring in for the Dashing Ken Casanova at The Happy Inn Lounge
Also Appearing at The Happy Inn on Tuesday Nights ... The Delightfully Dyslexic Joyce Ecyoj
Darcy Wears 2 Stacked Stretch Wigs at Once for Increased Performance Impact, Frenzied Fans Riot.
Anna (Bwana) Russell Shakes Up Butte Montana with Controversial Thematic Album Covers.
Artistic Management by Worldwide Pants LLC (left)
Vests and Dress Chosen to Color Coordinate with Barn that was Converted into a Country Church
Buy 2 Sedan Model Stretch Wigs, Get One Coupe Model Wig Free at Wcrzniewski's Wig Emporeum
Father Bob White Lays Down the Urban Beats and Scratch as the Opening Act for The Faith Tones
LSD Comes to Poseyville Indiana. Jon and Robin arrested for illegal "Blue Boy" impersonations.
The Ultimate North Dakota Beach Boys Tribute Band, "Lacz Kristerz" = "Surf's Up" in Latvian.
Mrs. Mills (aka "Babs" Millstänksamma) Introduces Sweedish Morals and Fashions to Bison, SD.
Happy Hour at the Happy Inn Gets Out of Hand After the Introduction of Half Priced Jello Shots
Lottie, of Sioux Falls, Declares "I'm A Different Me" After Mistaking Peyote Buttons for Lima Beans.
Never Buy Liberace Suits and Clearance Rack Wigs at The Fargo Salvation Army Thrift Shop.
Vegas was Never the Same After Tony and the Boys Left Town to Return Home to North Dakota.
Banned for Illicit Content in 37 States